we always had tons of batteries around the house. my mom kept them in a shoe box in the kitchen. one time I took some markers and wrote 'connie's a slut' on about 20 of them to piss off my sister. it didn't work (she didn't care), but they looked amazing. she really wasn't a slut, and now she even borrows me money.

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so what'cha what'cha what'cha want? (beastie boys)
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run some store? want us to sell u batteries?
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if there's a place you think should carry our stuff, just let us know at: deadbatteries@deadbatteries.com


if you're just a loser using your friend's computer to cruise the porn sites like some dog because your computer doesn't work anymore and want to send us some mail, send it to:
Dead Batteries, P.O. Box 696,
Manitowoc, WI, 54221-0696, Attn: Anita Punani



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